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Endless Loops The Starbucks at Akita Station shares space with a number of other businesses. Located on the first floor of the ALS Building, next to the Akita Hotel Metropolitan, Starbucks has a front row view of a host of other establishments, mostly upscale ladies clothing and…

Dec 6, 2020

The Parakeet Lady In the spring, that idyllic period between Akita’s brutal snowy winters and its equally brutal muggy summers, there are a few days when the weather is so pleasant it compares to Eden. And on those rare days, we adjourn from our usual inside tables and congregate…

Dec 2, 2020

For the time being, Substack will be hosting my domain, toasthouse.net. I will announce when my website will be back online.

Lawrence Gordon

Feb 8

Real World Recipes For Dads – Entry #1 Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich A. Ingredients Peanut Butter Jelly Bread Warning Note: Dads must NEVER use any substitutes for the ingredients in this list. B. Real World Recipe Instructions. Open jar of peanut butter. Sniff to determine…

Nov 30, 2020

Hard Biting News #4 4 Bagger Announcer: And now we take you to Star of the Game, with Channel Six’ own Star of the Game, Herb Leeker. Herb: It came down to two outs in the bottom of the ninth inning, and the Pharaohs trailing 4 to 1. With the bases loaded on a full count, and…

Nov 30, 2020

Hard Biting News #3 Version 3 Herb: I’m Herb Leeker, your Hard Biting News reporter. Today, I’m attending the International People For Happiness…

Nov 30, 2020

Hard Biting News #2 2nd Edition Herb: I’m Herb Leeker, your Hard Biting News reporter. Today, I’m investigating the Community Dog Shelter. With me is…

Nov 30, 2020

Hard Biting News #1 The Premier Herb: I’m Herb Leeker, your Hard Biting News reporter. Today, I’m outside the world headquarters of Flarmy International…

Nov 30, 2020

Toast House’s Substack

Home of Lawrence Gordon, a semi-retired lawyer living in Japan and sysop and toastmaster of the late, lamented Toast House BBS.

Toast House’s Substack

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